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filthy wallow
2000-09-28 @ 22:13:50

Uhhhhhgggggg.....

Why do I do this to myself?

I live in a pig sty.

What you don't believe me?

Trust me. My house is down right filthy right now. The dishes . . . uhg the dishes. I won't even go there. No one ever really comes over, so not many people realize this. They laugh when I say they can't come over cause my place is a mess. They always say "But it looks so nice when I come over." That my friends is because I am the master of the 30 minute spring cleaning.

Yes in little more then 30 minutes I can have the dirty clothes stuffed into the closet. the floors vacuumed, the dishes thrown into the dish washer, and possibly even the floors mopped. The soap scum in the tub is easily concealed by pulling the shower curtain closed. Embalming the house with Fabreeze works ten fold better then any potpourri could ever even pretend to do. Windex, makes a great all purpose cleanser for getting whatever might be stuck to the counter tops off, and the sacks of trash? Well, the patio makes a convenient little hiding place for them.... and if everything else gets done and there is time to spare. A short walk across the parking lot to the dumpster even takes care of them for good. Of course the cordless phone has to come with me, so I don't risk the chance of missing my guests as they call me from the gates to buzz them in.

That, that is my secret. That is how know one I know knows that I live in a sty. A filthy wallow of a place.

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