So, I just have to let you all know [without naming names you know who you are] that I'm really only moderately fond of pampered chef.

I'm just not a big gadgetry person.

I mean there heat proof nylon wisks are a modestly good thing. But I don't use teflon anyway, so maybe I really don't have need of them.

Ok, so yes there rubber spatulas rock.

Shit, that was all just an intro and now I've totally forgotten what I was actually going to write about.

Shit.

Crap.

Damn.

Ok, this was not it, but it needs writing about.

So, um I may have briefely mentioned that one of my real life journals was missing. I was only moderately concerned about this, as it didn't have my name in it. I was rather a bit upset, deep down inside though that i was missing all of those graphite lines from this last summer.

Anyway, so It had been missing since the end of July, and I had thought of it often but never for too long, cause I just didn't want to upset my delicate self.

;)

Yeah so, I'm cleaning this weekend. Something I hadn't done in awhile cause the troop or 10 french mades had been doing pretty good.

I had a stack of videos by the T.V. that I had watched lately.

Incedently I buy videos now from the previously viewed section. It's just easier and cheeper that way, cause um *ahem* you don't have to pay late fees once you actually own them.

So, like I said I'm putting them away, and there behind them was the journal in question.

Just sitting there all pretty in it's covered in sacred lotus little way.

So, this just reaffirms to me that I do have gremlins in my life.

?Mal says "You need to leave them little offerings." [Are gremlins carnivores or herbivores? Or do they prefer shiny little trinkits?]

?Corazon says, "Maybe you do need a keeper." [Huh, applicants seem to keep running away after a couple of months]

?Madrigle says, "SEE!!! One more reason I need to move into a monastary and be stripped of my earthly posestions!"

Thing is up until a month ago the Shabby Chic [thanks to no name for that spelling tip] apartment was staying really clean, witch means that if it was sitting there since the end of July, then I'm just blind for not spotting it.

See it really must be the gremlins.

Shit.

Crap.

Damn.

I just remembered what I was really going to write about, but now I'm out of time and have to run to work.

Note to self: Write about Homophone-dislexia [Yeah so I just totally made that disorder up. Sue me.] and looking FABULOUS dahling!