madrigle76: so, I used to deliver ice cream

madrigle76: it was a summer job

kuinileti: okay i'm here. reading. hee!

madrigle76: :-)

madrigle76: there was this realllllllly old lady that would order every saturday

madrigle76: me and my boss would argue about who was NOT going to deliver to her

madrigle76: well I got stuck with it this particular saturday

madrigle76: she didn't talk

madrigle76: she would moan

kuinileti: hehe

madrigle76: eahhhhh

madrigle76: eahhhh

kuinileti: oh no

madrigle76: and You had to interpret this

kuinileti: stop!!!

madrigle76: ok

kuinileti: you're already killing me

madrigle76: so I get to her house and knock on the screen door

madrigle76: no anser

madrigle76: answer

madrigle76: the main door is open

kuinileti: oh no

madrigle76: so I call her name, I don't remember now what it was, and go in

madrigle76: I hear her in the bedroom

kuinileti: oh god

kuinileti: i can't breathe

madrigle76: LMAO

madrigle76: she moans to me

madrigle76: eaahhhhh

madrigle76: eahhhhhh

madrigle76: so I peek in the bedroom

kuinileti: stop!!!!

madrigle76: she is sitting on the bed

madrigle76: in a house coat

madrigle76: she motions for me to come in.

madrigle76: so I do and put her icecream on her tray

madrigle76: and she hands me her money

madrigle76: she promptly drops the change

madrigle76: and it

madrigle76: um

madrigle76: lands between her legs

madrigle76: and because of her weight

kuinileti: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

madrigle76: rolls down

madrigle76: um

madrigle76: there

madrigle76: and um

kuinileti: i'm dying

madrigle76: it's at this point

kuinileti: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

madrigle76: I realize

kuinileti: you're all "keep the change, i'm gay."

madrigle76: she has no pants on

madrigle76: or underwear

kuinileti: hahahahahahahaha

madrigle76: totally!

madrigle76: I'm like its ok

madrigle76: it's ok

madrigle76: trying to walk away

kuinileti: hahahahahaha

madrigle76: she moans eahhhhhh

madrigle76: which I was pretty sure meant no get back her and take my money you little whipper snapper

kuinileti: can't

kuinileti: breathe

kuinileti: can't

kuinileti: breathe

madrigle76: and proceeds to pluck the coins from her

madrigle76: crotch

madrigle76: I just let her toss them in the money pouch

madrigle76: there was no way in hell I was going to let her put them in my hands.

madrigle76: LMAO

madrigle76: Oiah!

madrigle76: what a memory

kuinileti: tears

kuinileti: running

kuinileti: down

kuinileti: my

kuinileti: face

madrigle76: mwuah

madrigle76: mwuah

madrigle76: mwuah!

madrigle76: hehehhe

kuinileti: holy crap

kuinileti: that was

kuinileti: like the funniest thing i've heard in months.

madrigle76: I should totally cut and paste this!

madrigle76: I so am