I quiet possibly might be an award winning air-head. Short and sweet case in point:

I often [like every other day] can't locate my cell phone, so I call it on my home phone so I can locate it by the ring. So, I just did this, the cell phone started ringing, by which time I had already forgotten I was calling myself and was VERY excited to be getting a phone call. Um, yeah. Once I found out who the call was from [me, like I mentioned earlier] I wasn't nearly as excited. Sad thing is, this is NOT a one time occurrence. Yep, I'm a repeat offender on this one. Oh well, at least I keep my friends entertained.

LOVE TO YOU!