Heres the thing, I really enjoy being nice.

I like holding doors open for people. I like smiling at strangers when our eyes casually meet. I like being especially gracious to wait staff. I like to really pour on the charm when someone is being an ass, not to me, but to others.

So, I go run some errands this morning on my day off and then head on over to Flying star to snoop around the Internet for a bit and do some people watching. When I arrived I held the door open for a rather fetching middle-aged man. He walked in and promptly cut in front of the last person in line. A rather unassuming young lady. I debated on weather or not to say anything. As I took my place in line behind the young lady she turned to look at me knowing that I had seen the pompous bastard cut in front of her. Our eyes met and as I quietly leaned in a bit I quietly and flatly said, �Asshole.� She grinned as we shared a silent nod in agreement.

We were smiling in an even broader fashion when, as luck would have it, we both ended up getting served ahead of the pompous, fetching, asshole. We shared another sparkling eyed grin then went our separate ways to dine.