So, I was talking to my friend, Imaginary, and she was telling me about this other friend, Bogus. Evidently, Bogus has this hand soap dispenser. It's rather clever, and I'd be the type of person to have the same dispenser myself. Anyway, the soap dispenser has this lovely retro design add label of a rather self-righteous, purer than thou nun on it. The dispenser label reads WASH-AWAY your SINS hand cleanser. According to Imaginary, it goes on, “TEMPTING Do-it-again Easter Lily SCENT” The little nun is saying, “Tested & Approved for ALL7 Deadly Sins” “Easy Pump Action” “Reduces Guilt By 98.9% or More” “Blue Q, Manufacturers of Quality Sin Removers”

Directions for use:

1.Bow Head
2.Engage water supply.
3.Pump a generous amount of hand cleanser into palm
4.Rub hands vigorously, rinse, and repeat

I guess the dispenser has been a matter of friendly banter between Imaginary and Bogus, and the last time Imaginary was at Bogus' he noticed the dispenser was now in the shower. So Imaginary commented on the dispenser now being in the shower to Bogus and Bogus replied, “Honey. When I sin, my whole body sins!”