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-- links -- cookbook Thursday, March the 7th, 2002 @ 5:31 p.m. madrigle76: so, I used to deliver ice cream madrigle76: it was a summer job kuinileti: okay i'm here. reading. hee! madrigle76: :-) madrigle76: there was this realllllllly old lady that would order every saturday madrigle76: me and my boss would argue about who was NOT going to deliver to her madrigle76: well I got stuck with it this particular saturday madrigle76: she didn't talk madrigle76: she would moan kuinileti: hehe madrigle76: eahhhhh madrigle76: eahhhh kuinileti: oh no madrigle76: and You had to interpret this kuinileti: stop!!! madrigle76: ok kuinileti: you're already killing me madrigle76: so I get to her house and knock on the screen door madrigle76: no anser madrigle76: answer madrigle76: the main door is open kuinileti: oh no madrigle76: so I call her name, I don't remember now what it was, and go in madrigle76: I hear her in the bedroom kuinileti: oh god kuinileti: i can't breathe madrigle76: LMAO madrigle76: she moans to me madrigle76: eaahhhhh madrigle76: eahhhhhh madrigle76: so I peek in the bedroom kuinileti: stop!!!! madrigle76: she is sitting on the bed madrigle76: in a house coat madrigle76: she motions for me to come in. madrigle76: so I do and put her icecream on her tray madrigle76: and she hands me her money madrigle76: she promptly drops the change madrigle76: and it madrigle76: um madrigle76: lands between her legs madrigle76: and because of her weight kuinileti: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! madrigle76: rolls down madrigle76: um madrigle76: there madrigle76: and um kuinileti: i'm dying madrigle76: it's at this point kuinileti: HAHAHAHAHAHAH madrigle76: I realize kuinileti: you're all "keep the change, i'm gay." madrigle76: she has no pants on madrigle76: or underwear kuinileti: hahahahahahahaha madrigle76: totally! madrigle76: I'm like its ok madrigle76: it's ok madrigle76: trying to walk away kuinileti: hahahahahaha madrigle76: she moans eahhhhhh madrigle76: which I was pretty sure meant no get back her and take my money you little whipper snapper kuinileti: can't kuinileti: breathe kuinileti: can't kuinileti: breathe madrigle76: and proceeds to pluck the coins from her madrigle76: crotch madrigle76: I just let her toss them in the money pouch madrigle76: there was no way in hell I was going to let her put them in my hands. madrigle76: LMAO madrigle76: Oiah! madrigle76: what a memory kuinileti: tears kuinileti: running kuinileti: down kuinileti: my kuinileti: face madrigle76: mwuah madrigle76: mwuah madrigle76: mwuah! madrigle76: hehehhe kuinileti: holy crap kuinileti: that was kuinileti: like the funniest thing i've heard in months. madrigle76: I should totally cut and paste this! madrigle76: I so am WE ALL FALL DOWN
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