ok, I'm a perve. I promise I'm not NORMALLY like this. As I'm sitting here having my coffee at the lovely michae! thoma$ coffee hou$e I keep, err, well I started checking out guys packages. I think it's the seat I'm in and how it places every persons crotch that walks in the door precisely at eye level. It's almost a creative visualization exercise in what cods look like, really. A exercise in predicting what the precise texture of the delicate skin where the scrotum connects to the body would feel like . . . soft and dovey, moist and fleshy. Uhg. I have to get.

yeah. perve. Hormones must be on the high side today